#jurtv4potus s4e13 i just want to enjoy my fucking life without the government getting in my face at every turn
#jurtv4potus s3e334 i am surrounded by lazy ass mfs. leeches, hyenas and vultures that are too lazy to do their own work. fuck you all hoes!
#jurtv4potus s3e259 well i can try to swap out weed for meditation but it is so hard!!!! fuck my life (desperate emoji face)
#jurtv4potus s3e292 i really just wanna have as much sex as i can and do double vaginal penetration at least before i die from mass genocide depopulation agenda 21 smfh
#jurtv4potus s4e14 if all else fails, then i shall turn myself into a vampire i guess, but that is my last resort
